Weird Poison Questions? We’ve Heard Them All And We’re Here to Help
We all have strange poison-related questions from time to time. Maybe you’ve wondered:
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What happens if I get hand sanitizer in my eyes?
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What if I accidentally drink dish soap?
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Is it dangerous to inhale the stuff in a spray duster?
Ask us anything, judgment free. The Missouri Poison Center is here to answer your questions, no matter how weird or specific they may be.
📞 If you’re facing a real-time concern, don’t wait—call the Missouri Poison Center at 1-800-222-1222!
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It’s free
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It’s confidential
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It’s available 24/7
▼ Transcript with visual descriptions
Visual: Thumbnail image of a woman looking thoughtful, with a white text overlay that says, “Got a poison-related question? Post it in the comments and we’ll answer it!”. The Missouri Poison Center logo is at the bottom right.
Sound: Upbeat, light instrumental music begins.
Visual: A hand presses a dispenser, and hand sanitizer comes out.
Person 1: What happens if I get hand sanitizer in my eyes?
Visual: Person 1, wearing a blue t-shirt that says “VOICE OVER GUY”, squeezes his eyes shut, and tears stream down his face, as if in pain.
Sound: Man screams in pain.
Visual: Person 1, now wearing a white long-sleeve shirt, clutches his chest with a distressed look.
Person 1: What happens if I drink dish soap?
Sound: Bubbles sound
Visual: Bubbles appear from his mouth, and he covers it with his hand, looking surprised.
Person 1: Excuse me.
Visual: Person 1, back in the blue “VOICE OVER GUY” t-shirt, holds a can of spray duster.
Person 1: What happens if you inhale the stuff from a spray duster?
Visual: Person 1, now in a blue #poisonprevention t-shirt talking to the camera.
Person 1: We all have questions like this, and the Missouri Poison Center is here to answer them for you! Just leave us a comment below asking something like:
Visual: An image of a baby and a bowl of cat food appear on Person 1’s hands.
Person 1: What happens if my baby eats cat food?
Sound: Baby cries.
Person 1: Stop it.
Visual: Person 1 is in a dark room, waving multiple glowing glow sticks.
Person 1: What happens if I get glow stick fluid in my eyes?
Visual: Person 1, back in the blue “#Poison Prevention” t-shirt, pours a yellow liquid from a red gasoline can into a glass.
Person 1: How bad is gasoline for you, really?
Visual: Person 1 points at the camera, then points down, with text “YOU ASK WE ANSWER” and “JUDGEMENT FREE!”
Person 1: You ask, we answer. Judgement free! So leave a comment below! Come on. You know you want to.
Visual: The Missouri Poison Center logo appears against a white background, with the phone number 1-800-222-1222 below it, and a blue box at the bottom says “Leave us a comment below with YOUR question!”.


